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Hu Flung Pu 

When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.
Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?

Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?

Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu

Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter
Related Words
flunge flung Flungle flungry flungus flungover Flunga flunger Flunging flungy

who flung cum 

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"
who flung cum by Shithouse man November 6, 2018

geographically-remote-flung 

A portmanteau that blends the wordsfar-flung” with “geographically-remote.”
We will continue to outsource some of our field work – especially the easy or more geographically-remote-flung jobs.

bung flung 

n. an anal purge of semen
after the couple finished making backdoor love, the woman was careful to clench her anus so as not to get bung flung on their sheets.

chunk-o-flung 

A chunk of miscellaneous food product that is expelled when uncontrollably laughing. Most noticable when shot upon a car window or a friend's glasses. Most Disturbing...
"Chill out man! You're shooting chunk-o-flung on me!"

bong flung 

it usually flies out of one's mouth after doing a huge bong hit of some killer nugs
nate hacked up some bong flung after doing some killer bong rips
bong flung by brassballs February 10, 2008