Filnered 

To be the victim of unwanted sexual advance by an elderly, creepy individual. Especially an advance that involves face licking.

She thought he was leaning in to listen to her and instead, he Filnered her. In disgust, she had to wipe the drool off her cheek with the back of her hand.

Filnered by Sandy Eggo August 25, 2013

two fingered slot rumba 

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

two fingered slot rumba by Hobo2 July 29, 2008

fat-fingered 

When you dial the wrong phone numbet by mistake.

I'm sorry Sir, I must have fat-fingered your number. My bad!

fat-fingered by talk2me-JCH2 March 30, 2021

Flap Fingered 

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

Flap Fingered by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

Two fingered gypsy 

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.

I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.

Two fingered gypsy by Btown kid May 20, 2013

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered 

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.

I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

fingerdemolisher 

He's so COOL AND KIND , he has a great content and he makes people laugh :p
Also he's so pretty !

Do you know fingerdemolisher?
No , who is that ?

Hm nvm sorry !
Sorry for what ?
FOR PUTTING DEEZ NUTZ IN U MOUTH
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WTF AM I DOING GOLD NIGHT

fingerdemolisher by ily/p June 13, 2021