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Selective Fatigue Syndrome 

A.K.A. Albert Haynesworth disease. Known to affect large, unfit individuals on the Redkins offensive line after 1 to 2 consecutive plays. Symptoms include phantom ACL tears, "back spasms" and other clearly non-life threatening falls to the turf.
Oh shit, the Skins $100MM off-season championship Albert Haynesworth looks like he must have broken his femure - he's really writhing around on the ground...

No, dipshit, that's just his Selective Fatigue Syndrome. He'll eat a donut on the sideline and will be fine after he takes another 4 series off.
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Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome 

Noun. Abbrev. EFS

Suffered mainly by parents of young children, this ailment is experienced by being continuously exposed to entertainment/educational media for young children.
A: Have you seen Sarah lately?

B: Yeah, what's wrong with her? She's singing all these cutesy songs and keeps calling everyone Grover.

A: Edutainment Fatigue Syndrome. Spending too much time watching Sesame Street.

B: Can she be cured?

A: Probably. Needs to see something rated higher than TV-Y7.

Compliance Fatigue Syndrome 

A state of chronic fatigue induced by having to constantly maintain compliance with the ever-increasing variety of rules, regulations and processes created by middle management bureaucrats in both public and private organizations.
I think I've got Compliance Fatigue Syndrome from all these rules and regulations we have to obey.

Interview Fatigue Syndrome 

A condition reached after much initial exuberance about the prospect of hiring additional staff, only to be worn down by a plethora of mediocre, under-qualified or part-time insane candidates, leaving the interviewer with the beer goggle equivalent mentality that even a sub-par candidate late in the system has some great appeal that derives more from a desire to get the process completed than from finding the correct person to hire
Jim is definitely experiencing Interview Fatigue Syndrome. The last candidate he wanted to hire actual wore green socks outside his suit pants.

Chronic fatigue syndrome

Difficulty waking up, or doing much of anything, resulting from smoking too much Chronic. (High THC marijuana Bud. The "good" stuff)
Q: "What is with me these days? Why are my eyelids like lead weights, and why am I still in bed at 1pm? I've got sh*t to do ... um, where's my bong?"

A; "Its all that bud-smoking, yo! You've got Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome 

When someone continually complains about how much work they have or how tired they are instead of actually doing work to achieve some type of validation and avoid doing work at the same time.
"Dude, you are going through Hypocritic Fatigue Syndrome, please shut your face hole."

Stupid fatigue 

The condition where dumb no longer surprises you or awes you with it's levels of ignorance, it just exhausts you.
After watching the debate, I had to go to bed with a bad case of stupid fatigue.
Stupid fatigue by Russell Nash February 12, 2012