Failgasm 

1. When the sperm turn around and swim back the other way.

2. Epic Fail.

1. See Not Safe For Work comic: "A Family Outing"

2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben

Failgasm by q(^0^)p April 13, 2008

FAILgasm 

1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary

(Guy 1 trips and falls)
Guy 2: FAIL! AHAHHA
Guy 3: Dont have a FAILgasm dude

FAILgasm by Whinston masterfield III February 2, 2010

Multiple Failgasm 

A new lever of fail; something fails so epic-ly that it becomes a Failgasm; something fails sexually

(Shaun:)
Hey, did you know that they have an anime blow-up doll at Spencer's?

(Tyler:)
Really? Wow, now that's a fail.

(Shaun:)
Yaah! They also have a midget and a Paris Hilton doll!

(Zack:)
That's more than just fail, that's a Multiple Failgasm!

Multiple Failgasm by xYamakunx May 23, 2009

fallgasm

the feeling one gets thinking about bonfires, hoodies, crisp air, pumpkin spiced everything, and boots.

"I went to the mall today and had a fallgasm looking at all the new boots there!"

(sitting around a fire, looking up at the stars) This weather just gave me a fallgasm.

fallgasm by RunsOnCoffee September 28, 2012

Faigasm

Alternate ways of spelling: Faygasm, Fyegasm.

To have a fangasm over Fai D. Fluorite, from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, a series produced by CLAMP. CLAMP are also the creators of CardCaptor Sakura, Chobits and xxxHolic.

Not uncommon because the character Fai D. Fluorite is so extremely sweet, hot, sexy, angsty, and all around FANTASTIC.

P1: I love Fai.
P2: Why?
P1: He made me Faigasm.
P2: lol

Once you have a faigasm, having a fangasm isn't as good.

Faigasm by ListensToDubstep February 19, 2012

failcasm 

a failed attempt at sarcasm

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned

failcasm by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010

Failgasmic

An adjective describing:

1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.

2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.

3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.

1: Dumbass guy: "dude, let's shoot some BB guns at these sodas we've been shaking all day."

Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"


2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"

You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"


3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.

Failgasmic by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009