erm 

george bushe's favourite saying

`whats the president of england'
`erm'
`how old are you president bush'
`erm'

erm by burngun48 January 3, 2005

erm 

Usually what every scouse person says, before and after a sentence.

reporter.. "how was the game steve"
Stevie G.. "erm, it wa good.. errmmm"

erm by Kingy_G August 31, 2006

erm 

erm, i dont know, what the hell is that?not sure

a: hey wanna go lick refridgerators?
b:erm
a: whats ammatter?
b:erm,...
a:alright i guess we'll go shoot leaves
b:erm
a:aesop rock chicken mc pattys
B: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

erm by Sabored October 29, 2006

Erm 

An Erection Reducing Mother.

The opposite of a milf.

"Dude your mom is such an erm..."

Erm by The Horse with no Name November 5, 2009

erm 

um uh okay thats wierd strange

“jack said he likes the shape of my toes” “erm”

erm by ermcentral May 29, 2020

erm 

To jizz, skeet, ejaculate

That chick was so hot i ermmed in my pants!

erm by Cammel Juice October 8, 2011

erm 

the sound that a tuckus makes when it pauses to collect its thoughts

Sam: Hey what's up, Jon?
Jon: Erm...nothin'

erm by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004