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Elyria Catholic 

Elyria Catholic is located in Elyria, Ohio. Elyria Catholic is the high school for which most students come from other Junior highs such as St. Jude's, St. Mary's, sometimes even Open Door's. This is a high school where majority of the student's are smart asses and potheads. They usually have good grades, but there are also the few that fall behind and start to fail due to hating the damn fucked up rules and teachers there. Elyria Catholic is full of preppy bitches, and athlete's, and people trying to get into mini ivy-leagues such as Dennison College, Dartmouth College, etc. The school has more pot going around in it then Elyria High School, it's complete bullshit. There's a little bit of baby mama drama, and the school sucks. Everybody that goes there knows it, and does not like the school. WOO.
John: Let's go in the bathroom.
Karl: Why? You got some pot?
John: You know it!
Karl: Aiight, I could use a loosen up 'cause I just found out that Dennison didn't except me because I failed my AP chemistry at Elyria Catholic in my 2nd year here.
John: Awe, that sucks man. I got into Dartmouth!
Karl: Lucky ass bastard.
Elyria Catholic by xxThinkOfYou August 30, 2010
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Elyria Duster 

When you die, after you are cremated, your girlfriend takes a mouthful of your ashes and gives your best friend a blowjob.
When I die I want Nathan to receive an Elyria Duster with my ashes.
Elyria Duster by Theothefreak January 16, 2025
Elycia is a laid back hippie. She is beautiful and giving.
She is a strong woman with a mind of her own. She is constantly open to learning new things and knowing new people.

She is open to anything and works hard for what she wants.
Do not underestimate an Elycia.
If you need a friend, call an Elycia.
Elycia by NSPAN February 3, 2010
She’s most likely to eat your waffles when you’re not paying attention, no hard feelings though.
*Waffels go missing*

Everybody: EYRIAN!
Eyrian by Heckmegood December 17, 2019
Oh look its Elysian! They make me happy
Elysian by En(bee) December 10, 2020
sexiest person u will ever meet, if u meet an Elaria, never let her go she will make ur life so much better :)
"omg she's amazing"

"yeah that's bc her name is elaria"
Elaria by pOtAtoOoOoOo March 31, 2021
Elysia is a fictional location in the Cthulhu mythos. It is the legendary homeland of the Elder Gods.

Elysia exists in an alternate dimension, and is where all the Elder Gods dwell in peaceful coexistence. It is infinitely vast and may not be entered without the approval of the Elder Gods themselves. Reaching Elysia is possible yet extremely difficult.

Gender: Female

Origin: Latin

Meaning: Blissful Sweetness

Pronunciation: Elysia is eh-loo-see-ah in Greek, the Y being said as in the French 'rue'. Most people don't know Greek, so the usual English take on it is 'eh-lee-see-ah'

Common mis-pronunciations: eh-lee-sha, eh-lisi-a, eh-lye-shuh, el-iz-ya, el-se-uh.

-sia is pronounced - 'see-a' not 'sha'
Elysia is blissfully sweet.

Elysia by Konrad Higgins August 28, 2008