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Dorkswarm 

When an individual pursues a member of the opposite sex and multiple friends join the situation, stealing attention from the person who initiated the conversation, and thereby eliminating any chance of a connection.
I was about to pound it out with Candy in the bathroom, when Henry and Gerard dorkswarmed me to chat about how awesome Avatar was. Needless to say, she wasn't impressed.
Dorkswarm by The Windhorse January 23, 2010
She is the friend who looks innocent and pure, but she is a party wild animal at heart. Her beauty attracts bare guys, but she struggles in finding the right gentleman for her. She is a natural dancer and loves to jam to hip hop/rap/kpop music when she is with her closest friends. Even though she loves to party, she enjoys spending quality time with people who means the most to her. If she is not a house party, you can find her at an aesthetic coffee shop, listening to music and drawing random doodles. Aside from her social life, she is the most genuine, caring, and giving person. She would always asks how you are, listens to you, gives you free food, and cooks the most delicious meals for you. Even with all these qualities about her, she doesn't know how precious and beautiful other people perceive her as. Sometimes, she needs a little encouragement and compliment.
Yo, have you seen Doris on Instagram? She is on fire!
You need a Doris in your life.
Doris by avocadooos November 20, 2018

Doris Day Parking Spot 

The most swetest parking space you can get, usually in front of the door, closest to entrance etc. Usually when you get this you will have a lucky shopping experience.

Reason: In the Doris Day movies, she always got the greatest parking spot everytime she went shopping. You never saw her drag her ass from the back of the parking lot.
WOW how lucky am I, I just got a Doris Day Parking spot.
Dorisaa is everything that this world needed and without her its so sad. She is lovely,cute,sexy,beautiful, a great friend. It's very smart , funny ,honest.Dorisa's a true angel. You can make it happy with little things. Its a perfect girl that everyone want to be.
"You can't be like Dorisa"
Dorisa by pandadk September 15, 2016
Evil, unsavory, tampering with un-Christian activities. Might be incorrectly pronounced as "dark-sided" by those who do not love the Lord.

Comes from Marguerite Perrin, an upstanding woman of God from the Fox series Trading Spouses
"She's not a Christian! It was so dorksided. Take this microcphone off of me--GARGYLES, DEMONS! Everything was tainted."
dorksided by Coleifornia December 15, 2009

Doris Day Parking 

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking
Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.