Dinged It Off 

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

Dinged It Off by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

Dinged Ya

Dinged Ya: An event of bad luck, or simply when something happens that you dont like.

Similar Words: Danged,

All of which can be used randomly and basically in any sentence or phrase.

(Victim) Dude my parents just took away my phone...

Answer: Haha, dude they dinged ya.

Dude I just got danged! My girlfriend broke up with me and dinged me!

pwned

Dinged Ya by Givemesomedangs August 14, 2010

Ham Dinged 

a level of shit-faced in which one is sloppy like a pig and out of this world like a baseball during the glorious steroid era.

Kid: "Where'd you go last night?"
Sav: "I have no idea. I woke up sandy with a roll of 20s in my pocket and mad hickeys on my neck. Ham dinged."
Kid: "Oh man. That is rich."

Ham Dinged by Left Cup Lance November 17, 2010

Wing Dinged 

When you jerk off with the barbecue sauce

Rob wing dinged himself last night and now has tennis elbow.

Wing Dinged by Jboo420 May 21, 2020

winged and dinged 

Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.

"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"

winged and dinged by Idle Andy December 7, 2018

Chinese dinger trap 

When a circumcised penis enters an uncircumcised penis and gets stuck hence the Chinese dinger trap

Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.

Chinese dinger trap by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018

dinked 

Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.

Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!

dinked by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 21, 2006