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Ding Dong Schlong 

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)
Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"
Ding Dong Schlong by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

Ding Dong Suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked.
Hey Rachel lets go play ding dong suck

Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.
"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

ding dong schlong badong badonkas 

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine
John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

Ding Dong So Long 

Ding Dong So Long is a joke term for a penis.
"I have such a long Ding Dong So Long."

ding-dong sock 

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock
ding-dong sock by vitoman123 November 24, 2020