Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

dildo 

IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

She likes dildos

dildo by betaPoltergeist February 18, 2015

Dildomatic Vibrinator

A heavily powered-up vibrator made so by rigging a vibrator up to a car battery or any sort of gas powered motor. Doing this will cause the vibrator to exceed in power tenfold also increasing sexual pleasure to the highest degree.

Her bf wasn't home, she must've been using her Dildomatic Vibrinator

Dildomatic Vibrinator by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011

dildo peddler 

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.

Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!

dildo peddler by stanky wanky March 7, 2017

Dildocupine 

An evolution or de-evolution of man after a night of extreme drunkenness where friends superglue a variety of dildos to ones back. This metamorphosis usually happens after the subject has entered a hibernation state “passes out”. When the subject awakens they have now evolved to the infamous dildocupine!

Joe was black out drunk when he began his transformation to the dildocupine!

Dildocupine by Cvoglide March 17, 2019

Dildo Faggins 

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.

"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.

Dildo Faggins by Sodoman February 19, 2015