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eat a dick and die

an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.
eat a dick and die by username420 November 21, 2020

dick-a-doodle 

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.
Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.
dick-a-doodle by inexcelsis July 28, 2012

Dick-a-thon 

When a horny, slut takes on as many dicks in one day (or night) as she can. Whether it be one on one encounters or gang banging, all count towards her Dick-a-thon.
Rachel took on 26 cocks on Saturday. She’s a true gold medalist in her Dick-a-thon.

I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.

suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able) 

a guy who's hot enough that you just wanna go to town on his junk regardless of not knowing a single thing about him

aka: this is another way to categorize the instant hotness/appeal (suckadickability) of a guy
for example, a friend shows you a pic of a guy on facebook or myspace or what have you, and you in turn, can say: "nah, he's not suckadickable (suck-a-dick-a-ble; suck-a-dick-able)", meaning he's not hot enough on a purely physical level

like, the guy is not gonna make you hot enough to take his cock into your eager mouth just like that at first sight

Ur dick a shrimp 

The most hurtful words of all time
Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

dick-a-potty 

when your dick gets caught in a porta potty.
dick-a-potty by Buthel August 6, 2016