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donkitis 

A condition a person (usually a girl) has when they have an extremely beautiful amazing redonkculous piece of A$$ that no other word can describe other than donkitis.
Breh! Did you see Karley today?! She for sure is suffering from that donkitis! What's that you don't know what donkitis is? Ya know Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj... yeah well they both got that donkitis!
donkitis by chuckurluck April 27, 2017
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Assembling something too large next to something small.
That giant star dinkifies the Christmas tree.
Dinkifies by Lenardo January 24, 2017
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Yo whats up man, got any dankies?
dankies by Happle Apple January 13, 2005
Dankquans closest friends have dubbed themselves, “The Dankies”
Welcome to The Dankies
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donkitis 

noun |ˈdô nˈkītis|
inflammation of the donk.
Damn, that bitch definitely has donkitis!
donkitis by Pahpie Chewlow October 12, 2010

Dankitis 

A condition in which every part of a person's body is inflamed. They start watching every single dank meme posible.
Looks like John caught Dankitis! Better get him off YouTube.
Dankitis by fricker101 September 1, 2018

Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky 

Is a rare cancer found only in Madagascar. Named for its similarity to the Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Lemur. Symptoms include eyeballs like saucers, ghetto booty, and enlarged thyroid glands.
Yo, you be readin' aboot dat foo wit da Ickiest Dickiest Dankiest Spanky?