Custard 

1. A snack that is best served with jelly from you school canteen.

1. Could i please get a cup of jelly with custard.

Custard by PositveMr June 14, 2009

custard 

cunt bastard

That George Dubya is a right piece of custard.

custard by god February 14, 2003

Custard 

A term referring to handsome/attractive men of East asian decent.

Girl 1: Ooh girl did you see all the custard at that party last night?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! I even copped some digits!

Custard by Misty Moonsilver March 25, 2010

Custard 

custard |ˈkʌstəd|
noun

a customer who is retarded emotionally.

ORIGIN - from a check-out chick

Emily: I was working the other day and this 'custard' kept asking for a tomato sauce. Well after the 4th time I dropped tomato sauce on their head.

Custard by angastifolia June 22, 2011

Custard 

Someone who is both cunt and a bastard at the same time

That Vladimir Putin is a proper custard

Custard by The J_J February 28, 2022

Custard 

The combination of cunt and bastard.

Shelly has really been a custard since she was dumped by Harold.

Custard by Lisa L O O April 4, 2008

Custard 

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

Custard by MadToast May 4, 2008