cupcake decision 

Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."

cupcake decision by henrynavigator December 18, 2012

Calamansi cupcake 

When you finish on a sourdough pussy and go down on her.

Batura gave me a calamansi cupcake liao leh

Calamansi cupcake by Ari Robyn October 16, 2022

Cupcake Birthday 

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.

Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!

Cupcake Birthday by guysm1ley November 29, 2020

Cupcake 

What EDP445 calls a 13 year old girl when he gets caught trying to meet her

I’m in the mood for a cupcake right now

Cupcake by EDP sucks April 22, 2021

picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

picking up a cupcake by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021

Cupcakes of Forgiveness 

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

Cupcakes of Forgiveness by brodbro March 15, 2010

cupcake phase 

Those first weeks of your relationship where you're all giddy and over affectionate and everyone hates you.

Bob and Jane are stuck in that freaking cupcake phase! It's disgusting!

cupcake phase by Vinnyitsvinny2 March 12, 2014