crooky puss 

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

crooky puss by wookfairy September 14, 2021

the crookedest street in the World 

Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!

You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.

the crookedest street in the World by Starchylde April 26, 2015

Crooked Serbian 

When you're fingering a girl and break your finger inside of her.

"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"

"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."

Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013

level 1 crook 

Spawning from the amazing ad campaign from the hit game Mafia City, a Level 1 Crook is the lowest level character and regarded as inferior to the much better character, Level 35 Boss. The term Level 1 Crook can be used as an insult meaning that someone is inferior to you (implying you are the Level 35 Boss and they are the Level 1 Crook).

Greg: Yo did you hear the new Sheck Wes song Mo Bamba?
Evan: Shut the fuck up you Level 1 Crook.

level 1 crook by pepe_extendus January 6, 2019

Crooketry 

(crook-uh-tree) Noun

a troubled, secretive, hot ass mess situation (most commonly in blacks)

Jaquan hadn't paid the child support bills so Zonequiesha knew some crooketry was going on.

Crooketry by Yoncé October 10, 2014

Croiky 

Same meaning as "crikey", but used by someone who also says "roight".

Ian: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!
Bobby: Roight!

Croiky by Anon1963 March 19, 2009

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick 

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019