wookfairy's definitions

Shlerm

The act of not being functional the day after a night out. One is shlerming all day when their body hurts, they don’t care that they look like shit and are prepared to drink a whole pedialtye. It is common for one to grab pho to recover while shlerming.

Dude, last night was crazy. Good thing I don’t have work today so I can just shlerm

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

molly brain

When you did molly the night before, and for the next day and a half you feel brain dead and disoriented

Dude, i’d love to hangout today but i won’t be much fun. I’ve got molly brain cause i went to red rocks last night

by wookfairy September 14, 2021