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Coronado High School 

The richest, whitest high school in Clark County (the largest county in Nevada).

Coronado is filled with white kids who think they are thugs and drugs. When attending Coronado it is customary for EVERYONE to partake in the consumption of black tar heroin.
The amount of self-absorption and drug use at Coronado High School is uncanny.
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Coronageddon 

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.
Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?
Coronageddon by YAWA March 12, 2020

CORONAed 

When an event, or other plans get cancelled because of the COVID-19 virus (more widely, and incorrectly, referred to as the "coronavirus") in one word, you can say they got CORONAed.
We were super hyped for E3 this year but it got CORONAed.

The Toronto Raptors are NBA champs for 2 years running because the NBA season got CORONAed in 2020.
CORONAed by Poutination March 15, 2020

coronaed 

Fucked over, screwed, denied, impaired or otherwise negatively effected by the Coronavirus.
I got really coronaed--hard--when I lost my job.
coronaed by Jack-YeeYee March 23, 2020

Coronafied 

Adjective
1. To have cleaned something pristinely.
2. To gear up to go to the grocery store; including gloves masks.

Verb
Coronafy
1. "You don't have to spray Lysol on the counter. I've already Coronafied it."
2. "I'm going to the grocery store. If you guys get Coronafied I'll take you with me."

coronadog 

A term for dogs adopted in the surge of pet fostering and animal adoptions during the covid-19 pandemic.
"I love my coronadog, it makes quarantine so easy."
"I heard Jeff picked up a coronadog, we should teach it fetch."
"Yo, we STILL got this fuckin' coronadog?? BRUH. coronavirus shit been over for a month now."
"I ain't payin for no fuckin' coronadog! That check is for us!"
coronadog by delete earth April 23, 2020

coronavoiding

To avoid doing, or visiting due to corona.
Jim is coronavoiding his in-laws hose.
coronavoiding by Cntrypunk June 2, 2020