Cockeyed 

/ˈkäkˌīd/
adjective

A look of confusion.

A look of surprise.

As Darnell elaborately described the theory of gravity, Tom looked at him cockeyed.

"What?" Tom blarted.
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Chuck smacked Jones in the face, as he stumbled back Jones looked back at Chuck cockeyed.

"What the fuck, man?!" Jones hollered.

Cockeyed by Wisdom Raider February 7, 2017

Cockeyed 

Going cross eyed from starring into the tip of a penis too closely

"Her eyes went cockeyed after gassing into my one eyed snake too closely"

Cockeyed by Vince Legend November 11, 2022

Cockeyed 

People that can find shapes that look like, or, appear to be cocks.

My wife’s hair was flowing over her shoulder, I was able to see a silhouette of a cock using my cockeyed skills.

Cockeyed by Frank Palace November 17, 2022

Cockeyed Freak 

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

Cockeyed Freak by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

cockeyed sun 

1. its when the sun is vertical
2.what dick gives tripya for breakfast

dammit george we got a special meal for u its new i dont want u to eat it though its not food

cockeyed sun by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

right cockeyed 

A Mans penis that has been bent and is crooked.

His Penis was right cockeyed.

right cockeyed by phazel14 October 31, 2007

Cackeyed 

Totally Drunk and wasted-- beyond the point of comprehension.

Damn dude, I got hella cackeyed last night.

Cackeyed by Alchemist14 January 5, 2011