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Coblicity 

A made up word, invented by me, that describes the single most power confined in an entity for which can be used and or natural provoked to invoke the destruction of the fucking universe.
Most often defined as an overpowered massive machine about the size of a city (because it channels enough power to fuck your shit).
Man : “Holy shit man, the Death Star was a real Coblicity “
Other dude : Bro, Star Wars is sick! (Radically)
Coblicity by Coblicity May 15, 2020
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Kurt Cobaining

A sexual act where as man is about to climax, or reach his peak, he pulls out a shotgun and blows his brains out.
Dave: Oh man I love Angie, I think I'm going do some Kurt Cobaining on her tonight.

Cobaining 

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...
Cobaining by Abbsty November 20, 2016

Cobainiac's

Fans of Kurt Cobain who ended up committing suicide following Kurt's demise. Also a King Gordy song.
"Dude, Found out my cousin was one of those Cobainiac's! That's why he committed suicide!"
Cobainiac's by GordyDood March 27, 2009
When a penguin and computer feel deeply in love, have kids, and divorce.
"omg cozminity is finally happening!!!"-friendlyneighborhoodpug
cozminity by daddycow420 January 20, 2022

Anal Cobaining 

The act of committing suicide but inserting a 12 gauge shotgun in your rectum, then pulling the trigger with your toe.
That pta parent needs to shut the fuck up and just end it with an anal cobaining.
Anal Cobaining by ballzbutt June 7, 2016

Kurt Cobaining

The act of cumming on your face or in your mouth after masturbating.
"I was kurt cobaining last night so I could taste myself."
Kurt Cobaining by SmertJane June 28, 2016