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clonker tonker 

person in a wheel chair who runs into things all the time
or
person who always gets in fender benders while driving
Yo, did you see that car man, full of dents. That dudes a fuckin clonker tonker

man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
clonker tonker by cipriano1980 March 5, 2009
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' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE
Cloaker by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018
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Suck My Clinkers 

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Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
A slur for robotic individuals.
A robot enter a bar.
Bartender: Oi, get out ya clanker!
Robot: (Sad Beep-Boop)
Clanker by Blackmouth October 13, 2019

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
When a woman's privates become erect when aroused. It is a mixture of the words "clitoris" and "boner" due to the fact that the clitoris becomes erect.
Girl: "Oh my, I have a major cloner right now."
Boy: "Oh boy!"
Cloner by Parker Browne April 27, 2015