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lesbotically challenged 

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires
My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”
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3am burrito challenge

You guys wanna come over on Friday to do the 3am burrito challenge?

challenge pissing 

A challenge where you try to piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet.
Hey bill, you want to do some challenge pissing? I guarantee I'll win

Challenge pissing 

A contest held at Big Bill Hell’s car dealership in which the contestant is challenged to piss six feet straight up in the air and avoid getting wet. If they’re dry, they receive no down payment on their car
Take a hike to Big Bill Hell’s, home of challenge pissing!”

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

bing chilling

Chinese word for "ice cream".

written as: 冰淇淋 (Bīngqílín)
This phrase was popularised among internet users, when John Cena, a professional wrestler,and actor spoke chinese to promote his upcoming movie amongst chinese people.
Zǎo ān, zhōngguó.
Xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín (bing chilling).
Wǒ fēicháng xǐhuān bīngqílín,
dànshì “sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9” bǐ bīngqílín hǎo ;

translates to:
Good morning, China.
Now I have ice cream.
I like ice cream very much,
but "Fast and Furious 9" is better than ice cream