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I carried a watermelon 

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool
As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"
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Carnidoo 

Embarrassing and immature slang term used to express surprise.

A means to let your friends know you are a true geek.

Rated G version of "Holy Motherfuckin' shit!'
Carnidoo! That tech forum was incredible.

Yep...carnidoo, bro.
Carnidoo by ChetMill July 10, 2010

carnielurker 

Hilariously witty chap who brightens the days of the others. Often found lurking
around the HBO message boards trying to make sense of why HBO cancelled Carnivale.
Carnielurker likes to ride his bike home from work.
carnielurker by Aunt Chrissy November 3, 2006

I carried a watermelon. 

From Jennifer Grey's character, Baby in Dirty Dancing when she was talking to Patrick Swayze's character, Johnny and holding a watermelon. Used when you're talking to someone you like and say something completely embarrassing.
Crush: Hey, what's going on?
You (holding watermelon): I carried a watermelon!

Carried by 6 

Getting carried in a casket by 6 casket bearers to the hearse immediately after a funeral, right before the funeral procession. Then, after the funeral procession, get carried again by 6 casket bearers from the hearse to the gravesite.
I rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6.

carnie baller

a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means
Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.
carnie baller by The BIG Baller September 14, 2010