carf

cough and fart at the sametime

he that lady just carfed

by srt4bill June 26, 2008

carf

Vomiting in an automobile.

My son ate that casserole your mother under-baked; that's why he carfed!

by DrTapAndSac January 4, 2017

Carf

When a cough and a fart happen simultaneously

Was that a carf?

by Texit December 12, 2018

carf'd

The act of putting a scarf on someone's car. Generally accompanied with window paint.

"You just got carf'd"

by Scarf Squad October 27, 2009

Carfox

noun
1. The goofy mascot for CARFAX.com that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.

verb
2. To place printed pictures of the Carfox in obnoxious places around another's home or place of work.

1. During the commercial break, a low-budget commercial came on featuring a fox, known as the Carfox, encouraging customers to pester car salesmen with cryptic questions about "CARFAX."

2. "He f**king Carfoxed me again! I keep finding the damn Carfox in all my sh*t at work! I think I might just quit this job."

by CarfoxedAtWork August 14, 2011

Carface

A person with an attractive face but an undesirable body which is hidden when that person is seated in a car. The opposite of Butterface.

Stuck in traffic, Chris flirted with a woman driving a Jetta not realizing she was a carface.

by losanjealous April 12, 2006

Carfuck

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009