constracting

The state of being both constricting and distracting

Honey, would you unhook my bra? It's constracting.

by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014

griple

To grapple with a concept while/by griping about it.

Rob frequently gripled about his ongoing unemployment.

by DrTapAndSac May 28, 2014

flajorents

relative to the speaker, a two-person relationship comprised a parent and non-parent

parent and stepparent couple

My father and his wife
Your mom and her girlfriend
His father and stepmother
Yo momma and her baby daddy

usage:
My flajorents and I are exchanging Christmahanakwanzika gifts tomorrow morning.

by DrTapAndSac December 12, 2009

carf

Vomiting in an automobile.

My son ate that casserole your mother under-baked; that's why he carfed!

by DrTapAndSac January 05, 2017