Cantaloupe 

A cantaloupe has a rough grey skin on the outside, but reveals tender juicy flesh in the middle. The mildly sweet and juicy flavor of cantaloupe makes it a perfect fruit. Cantaloupes are also commonly known as muskmelons, mush melons, rock melons and Persian melons. They really are a natural phenomenon.

'May I please have a cantaloupe?'

Cantaloupe by Cantaloupes4Ever June 13, 2017

Like a pool of cantaloupes 

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.

Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.

Like a pool of cantaloupes by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

cantaloupe 

a large round fruit, with a gray, bumby rind and a delicious orange interior

"Today I bought a cantaloupe at Food Lion"

cantaloupe by Kaity N July 18, 2005

cantaloupe 

A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.

"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."

cantaloupe by joshua estell August 3, 2006

cantaloupe 

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by Tybalt D October 17, 2008

Warm Cantaloupes 

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

Warm Cantaloupes by saraheebsss June 8, 2009

cantalouper 

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.

Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.

cantalouper by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014