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A term used to describe being hit in the male part of the anatomy!

Also see, Junked.
Ouch! I canned my self with the laundry hamper!!
Canned by Mark December 4, 2004
Taking a huge SH*T and leaving your masterpiece on display for the next victim to experience.
"Damn, whoever canned that stinky bastard should recieve a medal."
adj.

1. Flat-out terrible, undescribably, obnoxiously annoying, stupid, dumb, and unbelievably deficient in a specific area of life.

2. Unable to be a normal-civilized human being, inhumanely retarted, and containing a scent of poop.
OMG you smell like poop and you can't play basketball for sh*t, you're CANNED.

Red is CANNED
canned by jei1118 April 2, 2010
Getting imprisoned
My boy just got canned for shotting drugs!
Canned by PussyEater112 May 19, 2015
When a jock/bully throws someone in the school dumpster.
"Travis(jock): Look Conner(quarter back) canned the nerd"
Canned by A knowing person July 25, 2021
To get in trouble for doing something your not supposed to be doing
Oh no! I got canned last night for going out
Canned by Ahjajwjwksk August 10, 2021