el cajon

a horrible little turd town just east of san diego. its hot as fuck most of the year, its chock full of wife beaters and white trash, and the ones who have money are witless bros and bimbos.

if san diego county had an anus, el cajon is where it is.

by urban asshole February 19, 2010

El Cajon

noun. A Ghetto ass place next to Mission Valley

Nane - El Cajon is the ghetto
Nene- true that i even live there.

by Brennie January 15, 2006

El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.

I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.

by HairyCola July 15, 2011

el cajon

a good place to go bash some bros' heads and take their hoes

i hate those bros,lets go to el cajon and kick their whimmpy asses

by trukler August 3, 2008

Canon City, Colorado

A shitty city that is known for a huge sexting scandal in 2016 where the high school and middle school girls, some as young as 12, gave out pics and porn and nudes of themselves to all the guys. The pics were collected and traded like baseball cards. Someone at the school didn't want to be a porn star so she blew the whistle on the whole thing. Some of the older guys got suspended for having pics of the 12 year olds but all criminal charges were dropped because nobody in the school really gave a shit.

Everyone in Canon City, Colorado wishes they were somewhere else.

by oceancats January 25, 2017

Canon City High School

Canon City High School is in a small Colorado town in the middle of nowhere that became famous in Nov. 2015 because of a huge sexting scandal. It turned out that every girl in the high and middle schools were giving porn and nude photos of themselves to every guy in the school. CNN, Fox and every other network in the world was there to cover it and gave the girls lots of much appreciated publicity. After a month long investigation no charges were filled because it was decided that nobody in town minded the under age porn and nudies.

I wish everything in life was as easy as the girls in Canon City High School

by hnoss April 6, 2016

Canon City High School

This school is the sexting and sex paradise. Students here love to send nude photos of each other to anyone in the school. In fact in November of 2015 there was a sexting scandal that involved a lot of the student population, the girls at this school love to share there nude photos with every guy at the school even if they are ugly! The school even made national news! This school is not only known for its sexting, but also for the teachers that love to flirt with and sexually assault their students, and the school made national news again for this to!

Dude, Canon City High School looks like the dream, I bet everyone is getting laid there!

by ccscandals February 9, 2017