Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack 

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.

Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.

Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018

Ghost Buttfuck 

A sexual position in which the male covers his penis in toothpaste and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with his partner. The toothpaste then proceeds to "burn like all fucking goddamned hell, christ almighty" for the recipient, while the male feels a slight, pleasant tingling sensation on his shaft.

After ejaculation, it is thought that the combination of feces and ejaculate resembles a sort of ectoplasm. Additionally, the high contrast with potential feces and blood also increases the odds of vomiting, including a chain reaction.

"Ey, baby - lemme fuck you in the ass with some Colgate, eh? A little of the ghost buttfuck? Ah, forgetchoo, ho."

Ghost Buttfuck by johnmouseguy April 30, 2012

buttfuckshit 

-a word one uses to express extreme anger or annoyance,

-similar to bullshit, but in a stronger context.

Josh I dont give a fuck about your buttfuckshit

buttfuckshit by MKN Dictionary March 17, 2011

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

When the spy, featured on the PS3, and PC game, Team Fortress 2, attempts to stab you (one of the 8 other male characters) in the back, but instead, gives you "Surprise Buttsecks" after, the trending songs and videos on YouTube.

*The Blue Scout, is defeating the red team when suddenly-*
Spy: "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS", BUTTSECKS, B-B-B-B-B-BUTT-SECKS!!

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS by TeamFortress2Fangirl June 12, 2012

surprise buttsecks

To give someone anal sex at an unexpected time, or place. Perfect for those special moments.

A: Me and my gf had a really romantic date last night. Saw titanic.
B: nice
A: yeah, and then when that stupid boat sank, i gave her surprise buttsecks!!!1 kekekekeekk
B: WTF??

surprise buttsecks by the real rick james December 7, 2005

ButtFuckery 

ButtFuckery means bullshit

wow that's some grade A buttfuckery right there, what a load of wank

ButtFuckery by Pimp McLovin' July 2, 2015

buttfuck nowhere 

somewhere far away from everything

"Dude, don't just leave me in the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

buttfuck nowhere by Jake Umbiquito May 23, 2003