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Beingness

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A bracket of relationship status

It is when you have never been in a relationship due to lack of opportunity or emotional or physical maturity.
Sarah is only 9 so she's not single she's being
She is at a stage of beingness
by Aringa May 7, 2020
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Boringest

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Something that is incredibly boring
Steve: I wont be bored! I'll be with you

Jessica: How do you know? I could be like the most boringest person ever!!

Steve: I reckon youll be quite excitingest actually
by Synyster Gates 86 April 28, 2010
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Boringest

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When something is the most boringgggggg
The first episode of the walking dead is the boringesttttt”
by Kmeeliaaaaaa May 14, 2018
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boringest

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the epitome of boring. an adjective that describes something extremely and insanely broing
this is the most boringest phone conversation ever
by urbandictionaryisking September 6, 2015
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Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.
While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.
by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012
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bongness

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The act of smoking out of a bong
guy: "Hey man, you wanna come over for bongness?"
guy 2: "Shibby!"
by ghyslain is a faggot September 17, 2003
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Boringniosis

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A contagious dieses that a makes people bored: it first came around in Runcorn 2009, a little girl was diagnosed with the dieses
Danielle: im bored i think im comming down with something
Jordan: i think you have Boringniosis
by Jordan_Loves_Jameelah May 2, 2009
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