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Big Blunkett 

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".
"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"
Big Blunkett by Stoatman August 21, 2004
Related Words
high as a muthafucka, after smoking a blunt
"Me and my man got blunted"
That cat is blunted!
blunted by ImmaculateMatt March 5, 2003

get blunted 

To smoke a marijauna blunt.
"Time to head back to the crib, and get blunted 'n' shit!"
get blunted by Monsterod May 6, 2006
The act of being so stonned you cant talk to anyone about anything.
Dude: You sure you're ok
Me: .......
Dude :?
Me: .....
Dude: Man you're blunted
blunted by bluntedbitch May 30, 2017
being under the influence of marijuana after the use of what is called a blunt, or cigar paper filled with bud.
stoner 1: how are you feelin?

stoner 2: man im so blunted.
blunted by stylin rta December 31, 2006
"Blue Shell Nuked": Being hit by a Blue Shell in a Mario Kart game, which hits as hard as a tactical nuke. Blue Shells relentlessly seek out racers in first place, and explode, delaying them, and any driver close to them for several seconds. Depending on where you get bluked, this can cost you time, or the entire race. Blue Shells (usually) cannot be avoided or dodged.
$#@%&(*#!!!! I got Bluked! ~or~ Ha-ha, you got Bluked!
Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.

"No Blukes"
Bluked by ageeksayswhat December 1, 2014