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Bloomfield High School

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A school who think vaping is cool. Bitches who hides in stalls to have their conversations. Boys who think sagging their pants is a new trend. Students who do not know how to walk in the hallways like a bunch of old people. A school where the football team doesn’t know how to score a touchdown. Students who says “A212 was fun, no cap”. Where the pep rally’s are trash and the cheerleaders don’t know how to cheer. Where girls act fake and act so stupid. It’s a school where we learn and get on with our lives so stop acting stupid, fake, ghetto, and act like mature adults. Never mind I don’t give a fuck about y’all. And don’t let me forget about your obsessions with TikTok. Where guys dates a girl and dumps them the week after. You may not know me but I know you: Freshmans, Sophomores, Juiors, and Seniors. PERIOD!!!
See y’all Tomorrow.
Bloomfield High School
Nayeshia- I heard you have been talking talking shit about me

Christie- So, What what you gonna do about it
Nayeshia- Ok then let’s fight after school if you wanna act bitchy to me
Everyone- Pulls out their Snapchat and takes a video
by StinkyFishy November 25, 2019
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Bloomfield Hills

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Richest city in Michigan... richest in country outside of Florida and California. (often referred to as a new money Grosse Pointe) Neighboring the much less classier Birmingham, Bloomfield hills possibly inspires the most resent and jealously when told that you live there out of any other city in Michigan, but hey, with an average income of over $200,000, its not that hard to understand. It is no big deal to see a lambo or porsche cruising down the street... with a 16 year old driver. Basically, Bloomfield Hills is what makes Oakland Country the real OC
Person X- "Hey where do you live?"
Person Y- "in Bloomfield Hills"
Person X- "you rich fuck" *walks away in jealousy and resent*
by k00lb34ns420[48 December 28, 2007
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Bloomfield High school

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A diverse High school , with a lot of hoes and thots. There’s a bunch of Ecuadorians that play soccer and discriminate other people’s culture and ethnicity. The cheer leaders are mostly hoes same with the football team. And the known girls in the school are one of the most fakest bitches with the ugliest personalities. It’s also where freshman girls start to compete on going to prom all four years of high school. There are some realest people out there, just watch who you become friends with.
I go to Bloomfield High School , everything got worst after class of 2019 left.
by most accurate April 13, 2020
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Bloomfield Hills

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located in Oakland and probably the richest city in Michigan, and one of the top in the country. soon to be #1 on a new list. most foreclosures
by idkmybffjill1 April 23, 2009
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Bloomfield, NJ

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A great and largely inexpensive place to live for New Jerseyans seeking a quick and painless commute into New York City. Borders on Montclair and Glen Ridge. Has 2 stops on the Montclair-Boonton line for NJ Transit and is also served by the DeCamp Bus Line.
Bloomfield, NJ is a wonderful place to live. Highly cultural, short commute to NYC and low taxes!
by ShannonEyes January 13, 2008
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Bloomfield ice scraper

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The process of de-icing a vehicle's windows by urinating on the vehicle.
After breaking a plastic blade on the tiny glaciers that had formed around his car's wipers, Lenny whipped out his junk and cleared his windshield with a steaming Bloomfield Ice Scraper.
by Left intentionally blank February 8, 2013
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Bloomfield, NJ

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A lower-middle-upper class town that borders wealthy Glen Ridge, average Nutley, and ugly East Orange. The town is long and most things tend to be on Broad St. The downtown is mostly avoided by locals as its somewhat rundown and has hobos and a crazy bag woman. The town is also diverse but is slowly becoming more like Newark. The South End tends to have a large Hispanic population and then African-American. The Central part of town is diverse but mainly white and the north end of town is mostly white. The town has been recently going downhill as the test scores in a majority of the schools are low, students misbehave, and more and more lower-income families are moving in.
Boy: Bloomfield, NJ is nice...
Girl: Only if you live on the Northisde..
by BahamaBlu February 6, 2007
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