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Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.
He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.
botched by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

Miami Beached 

When someone who is usually terrible with the ladies gets drunk and inexplicably starts pulling hot girls, they are Miami Beached.
"Is that girl still here?"

"Yeah."

"How the fuck did you pull her?"

"Don't know."

"You in shock or something?"

"Most likely."

"Shit, you were well Miami Beached."

"Indubitably."
Miami Beached by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011

beached as 

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'
beached as by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009
To mess something up so bad that you might as well kermit suicide.
God damn it Anthony! You botched it again.
Botched by DickBick68 October 16, 2018

Bitched Over 

When you get fooled, hurt, or otherwise had a negative experience with a bitch.

Like being fucked over, but by a bitch.
"Hey man, you remember that girl who was so great, in the end I got bitched over."
Bitched Over by Goofry July 1, 2009

Botched B 

Botched B is one of the nicknames of the flop rapper Cardi B wich has a botched face. As her singles tank, she doesn't have enough money to pay for actual surgery so she paid a random girl that lives on a motel to put Elmer's glue on her face.
Botched B's latest single tanked.
Botched B by addlot August 19, 2022