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To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Bernie Bummer 

Don't be a Bernie Bummer.
Bernie Bummer by The Man To Beat August 14, 2010

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching
crusty berries by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

reverse bernie sanders 

A sex act consisting of vigorous fingering.
Man, I'd reverse Bernie Sanders her so hard.
A lot of Belgiee go into that bar for the beer.
Belgiee by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016
When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.
Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.
Berging by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016