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Clenching and unclenching one's asshole to prevent prolapse
"Bro, an innie I must have, so begels I must do."
Begel by eurmnnn June 10, 2023
Related Words
begel Begela bagel Beelzebub bageling bageled Beels bagel boy bageldog bebel
A deity who believes that facts are popular opinions
"FACTS ARE POPULAR OPINIONS!" Beeel said to Annie.
Noun awarded to a dog that has attained the ultimate level of cuteness.
1 : I have a REALLY important question to ask!
2 : Sure, fire away.
1 : Who is the cutest dog in this house?
2 : Definitely not Ferris, Cato is the true Bebeloo.
bebeloo by George_Maharis December 29, 2014

Beeelism 

A religion based on the deity Beeel's belief, that facts are popular opinions.
"I support Beeelism" said Beeel
A person who believes in Beeelism, the idea that facts are popular opinions.
"I am not a Beeelist!" said Beself.

Russian bagel 

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?