barefooting

The practice of willingly and consistently walking without footwear of any kind, mostly outdoors or in everyday life, as a sporting activity, to improve health conditions of feet, ankles, legs, circulatory and immune system and mood or as a fashion statement, just for pleasure or even as a whole philosophy of life. There are several groups of individuals fond of barefooting promoting all over the world this activity and striving to remove the almost ubiquitous biases about barefooting -commonly regarded as hazardous, unhealthy or unacceptable upon written or non written dress codes-, to gain tolerance for this lifestyle, spread the consciousness about the benefits of barefooting and make adepts.

The term also applies to Barefoot skiing, the sport practice of water skiing behind a motorboat without the use of water skis, called "barefooting" for short.

In Germany there are several parks dedicated to barefooting.

barefooting by jagerhans October 10, 2009

Baracooter 

When a vagina is so tight that it actually grips the ridge of your penis head and you can't pull it out without softening up first. We recommend that the fastest way to soften up is to think about tossing your grandma's salad while she is pinching a turtle head.

My god! Either she has a baracooter, or she's pregnant with baby Hercules and it just grabbed my cock.

Baracooter by Clark Cunt October 15, 2010

barefoot lawyer 

A self taught person who has to file court motions without the assistance of a certified attorney.

I couldn't afford to hire an attorney when my ex husband took me to court to reduce his child support, so I was my own barefoot lawyer.

barefoot lawyer by YoureWelcome___ June 16, 2016

barefootin' 

1. changing the rules of the game after losing to turn things in your favor

2. spearheading tom delay-style mid-decade redistricting at the local level to punish partisan opponents with no regard whatsoever for the interests of constituents

Fan 1: "Did you see that walk-off Home Run in the bottom of the 9th?

Fan 2: "I did, but that barefootin' ref said the game ended in the 6th.

Highly Informed and Engaged Citizen 1: "Dodd-Frank wasn't perfect but it was a good first step."
Liz Warren: "Oh, please. You know those barefootin' Wall Street Execs and their allies in Congress will just water that shit down!"

barefootin' by 787714673 March 6, 2015

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot 

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

barefoot and pregnant 

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

barefoot and pregnant by breeder jim April 18, 2015

barefoot 

without shoes or socks

shit i just steeped in that dog feces barefoot

barefoot by z September 13, 2003