Rich Mans Aspirin 

Noun. Top Quality Cocaine.
So named because of the analgesic (pain relieving) effects of cocaine, and how it can be used excessively, despite the expense, by the wealthy.

Mr. Richworthton is complaining of a migraine, please take this $1000 and get him some Rich Mans Aspirin from his dealer.

Rich Mans Aspirin by GlamKitten November 8, 2011

Assailing 

To attack with or as if with violent blows; assault.

Mike Tyson to Dermot Murnaghan on Sky News:

""You're starting to irritate me now... I guess I did change because I'm not assailing you""

Assailing by Hip-Hopper November 8, 2009

.45 caliber aspirin

To shoot ones' self in the head with a .45 caliber bullet.

I'd take a .45 caliber aspirin and die a sad person before taking a class with that professor again.

.45 caliber aspirin by Titus1133 June 6, 2010

Aspirin 

A popular term for Acetylsalicylic Acid. In Canada and Germany, among other countries, Aspirin is a patented trademark of the local Bayer subsidiaries. Therefore, any non-Bayer products are labelled as ASA (Canadian English), AAS (Canadian French), and ASS (German). I am not making the last one up!

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!

Aspirin by DFJD May 17, 2006

asspringle

The term used for the large flakes of skin that occasionally peel off of one's ass.

Tom: Hey whatcha got there Tim?
Tim: Oh nothing much, just peeled off a few asspringles.
Tom: That's gross....

asspringle by nehpets134 October 16, 2012

aspirin 

A bullet to the brain or blow to the head. Usually to someone who's annoying. Lead medicine.

Not necessarily to kill someone but essentially doing something to either shut them up or get them to leave.

"Hey Lou, whatever happened to that loud mouth you kept out back?"
"Gave him an aspirin."

aspirin by Nova0 June 11, 2009

assviking 

like an asspirate but better cause it has a bigger beard like a fucking martian badass

the assviking reamed the asspirate till his timbers shivered

assviking by dsg August 22, 2003