assholescent

adj: to be both adolescent and an asshole

A British girl told me that football riots are usually started by assholescent wankers.

assholescent by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ July 25, 2014

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Assholes and elbows

'assholes and elbows' refers to working hard at a task. It originated in farm work. If a group of field hands is busy and bent over picking crops, then a supervisor looking out over the group would see nothing but "assholes and elbows".
A derivative term with the same origin and meaning is head down, butt up.

Row boss to field hands: Alright that's enough chit-chat and coffee break! It's time to get back to work and I don't want to see nothing but assholes and elbows until this field is picked clean.

Assholes and elbows by berrypicker September 2, 2012

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Opinions Are Like Assholes.

Keep your thoughts to yourself. Fools are better seen than heard.

If wanted your opinion I would have asked for it! Dont you know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.

Opinions Are Like Assholes. by The Savage Legend June 20, 2009

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assholescent

noun: an immature, aimless, broke, unanchored person over the age of 35 who is a spendthrift parasite living off of a rotation of working friends, and who assumes no personal responsibility, despite many parental contributions,and failed college enrollments.

Lars: "Last night Dick came over and ate the rest of my pizza, drank four beers, and crashed on my couch. He asked me to lend him a $20 for gas."

You: "Dude, he's such an assholescent---toss him."

assholescent by Janwriter June 4, 2010