Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism 

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.

Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

or

She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!

Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008

Ass Bomb 

The word Ass-Bomb comes from a long fraternity tradition. When your friend passes out, you pull your pants down, and sit your bare ass on his face.

"Hughes just laid a muddy Ass Bomb on John".

Ass Bomb by David Zyck January 26, 2005

nose hair burning ass bomb 

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

nose hair burning ass bomb by BrewCrew24 April 30, 2007

Cambodian ass bomb

An aggressively nasty smelling shit that only a Cambodian can drop. Most likely the result of eating excessive amounts of spicy food or exotic curries. This ass bomb has the potential to kill small animals and children. Those with heart conditions, a weak stomach, and the elderly should avoid any restroom recently visited by a Cambodian. You will know when you encounter this type of ass bomb as your eyes will instantly begin to water and you may actually shit yourself as your stomach churns.

Don't go in that restroom! I just saw Sam come out of there and I think he dropped a Cambodian ass bomb. He said he "kept in real on that toilet's ass!"

Cambodian ass bomb by legsplitter August 10, 2010

ass bomb 

A weapon in which one launches himself into the air with as much trajectory as humanly possible to bring his own body down upon his victim's back/shoulder region in a gravity-powered buttock blow.
Warning: some may die as a result of an ass bomb.

"Haha, Jake, you just received an ass bomb BITCH!"

ass bomb by Josh Danklefsen March 10, 2005

assbumbling

A series of unsuccessful attempts at rear entry ending in guilt, shame and dirty sheets.

"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."

assbumbling by Pinky-and-the-brain January 2, 2008

Alaskan Ass Bomb 

When you puke into a mason jar and proceed to push it to the very back of someones rectum (The deeper the better) then you have your red-neck slave clench their ass until the glass breaks and shatters in their hole, the effect is similar to shrapnel in the sense it will slowly tear them up from the inside with movement (voluntary or not) and eventually the puke will seep out and its ready for consumption

"Man gaby's Alaskan ass bomb went off last night she was screaming like a mother fucker!"

"How was the puke?"

"It was top notch, I got some in the fridge if you want?"

Alaskan Ass Bomb by White Cis Male November 13, 2016