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Jesus was a nigger, too 

A phrase used to highlight the ignorance, foolishness, or outrageousness of another's speech or actions. This invective is designed to ridicule and confuse the target by simultaneously likening him to both positive and negative role-models. It may prove particularly effective when used upon ignorant Americans, who may be unaware that the celebrated Renaissance-era images of Yeshua ben-Yosef (Jesus's birth name) were actually portraits of people the painters knew in their real lives (e.g. - relatives and friends), and which images were not based in any way upon descriptions of Jesus's appearance found in The Bible. The fact that Biblical accounts generally describe Jesus as dark-skinned, with hair the texture of wool, heightens the sardonic effect.
If someone cuts you off in traffic, pull-up alongside them at the next stop light and yell, "That's OK, Jesus was a nigger, too."

If someone says something patently ridiculous at a cocktail party, smile sweetly and say, "Did you know that Jesus was a nigger, too?"

Thicker than a nigger 

Homie: Ay girl you looking Thicker than a nigger on a saturday night
Thicker than a nigger by Big-Max November 17, 2020

oh my god its a nigger 

When you are suprised that there is a nigger
Me: Oh my god its a nigger
Mom: ye

A Nigger Unit 

Comes from G Unit and niggers, put together they make a nigger unit.
"Hey check out those black guys"
"Must be a nigger unit"
"Stupid niggers"
A Nigger Unit by Pooneriser April 12, 2005

cancer hang a nigger trick 

Something that white supremacists skinheads do. It involves faking cancer so that the black guy you're approaching doesn't run away, so then you can hang him.
"NOOO DAMN IT! tony fell for the cancer hang a nigger trick."

Snicker blacker than a nigger 

Can only be used of black people who's fatter than a boat
Bitch ass nigga: Are you snicker blacker than a nigger?
White peron: Nah. but that really hurt my feelings