Jan Willem 

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?

Jan Willem by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Willem Dafoe 

He's a pretty healthy guy, as shown in his role in John Wick where he makes a smoothie.

"hey, you know that guy Willem Dafoe?"
"Yeah, he's a healthy guy!"

Willem Dafoe by Healthy guy enthusiast November 25, 2020

Rycka willam bill

An black guy that bench that plays competitive and bench press 160 pounds and lives in a frat house and drink white claw with the plays and call people fuck witz

Rycka willam bill said"y'all dog cunts suck donkey dick"

Rycka willam bill by Rycka till the fuk wit October 9, 2020

willamcoc 

The biggest wussy of all people. Usually gets satisfaction by paying people money so he/ she can Blow them. Likes to make secret plans that usually back-fires in the end because they were made by a big wussy. When doing bad things, a willamcoc would usually get caught since people can sense the wussy in the area which is the so called "Aura of the Wussy".

1.
Person: Man I need some money.
Willamcoc: I will give you some money and blow you

2.
Stop being a Willamcoc

3.
Willamcoc: Oh yeah, I am going to do something bad.
Person: Hey! I feel the Aura of the Wussy - WILLAMCOC!

willamcoc by Joeleane December 13, 2011

Mr. Willats 

A Biology teacher at Piedmont High School who looks like Santa. He is a fucking asshole and he yells at his students and calls them names and doesn't know how to grade assignments. Back in November 2018, he went Sicko Mode on the class and threw stuff and slammed the door like a psychopath on drugs.

Mr. Willats: “Hey Guys, HEYYYY!!!”
Mr. Willats: “I feel like shit.”

Mr. Willats by Some Random Depressed Fuck March 6, 2019

willene 

a smart, beautiful brunette. have a big ass, sometimes moody. acts a little crazy..but good...big lips. she drop dead gorgeous.

girl: do u know that chick "willene:?
boy: hell ya. nice butt. she cool

willene by cutie123ily January 6, 2010

Willard Romney 

A politician whose middle name is Mitt. His lips move but his hair doesn't.

"We have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them." - Willard Romney in 2002.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.

Willard Romney by JeffGannon August 21, 2012