wed zepplin

when a fine lady gets her man settles down and gets married then proceeds to pile on the pounds thus becoming a wed zepplin

wow Kim was fine back in the day but shes a wed zepplin now, i would'nt bone her with yours buddy

wed zepplin by guinnessdrinker June 8, 2009

Wed-by date

Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.

Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."

Wed-by date by obillo April 10, 2009

wed-ding 

The marriage of two ding-a-lings.

The wed-ding of Max and Marsha, two of our town's ding-a-lings, was last Saturday.

wed-ding by circus room October 22, 2012

wed-flixing 

The process of uniting or "wedding" 2 Netflix queues that occurs during a serious relationship.

After Dick and Jane had been dating for 6 months, they decided to take the next logical step: wed-flixing.

wed-flixing by AliceS November 26, 2007

Wed Locked 

When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.

Under the marital status box check one of the following:
Single
Married
Divorced
Wed Locked

Wed Locked by Annbiguous June 6, 2009

wed-flix 

The process of joining together the 2 Netflix queues of the two parties in a serious relationship.

After Dick and Jane had been dating for 6 months, they decided to take plunge and wed-flix.

wed-flix by AliceS December 19, 2007

wed off 

To wed something or someone off is to forget about them

First guy:man,hav u seen yo girl over there with another dud?
Second guy:no man,she aint mine lets just wed off her

wed off by Cokee skyper June 13, 2019