Urn 

noun, an ashtray for the deceased.

My grandpa is not buried, he was cremated. His ashes are now in an urn.

Urn by Kritle March 25, 2020

Urn 

An ornamentel vessel made of metal, as opposed to a vase, which is made of porcelain.

Oh you fools! Why can't you get it through your thick skulls? If it's made of metal, it's an urn. Porcelain vase. Metal, urn. Porcelain, metal, porcelain, metal.

Urn by COOLYULEPOOL January 28, 2023

Urn Humper 

A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.

Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.

Urn Humper by Mr. Craps March 1, 2014

urn yearning 

An office game involving industrial kettles and masturbation. The aim of the game is to enter the office kitchen when no one's about and nut one out into the giant kettle, or urn, which dispenses boiling water for tasty warm beverages, without getting caught.

If you succeed, you gain the satisfaction of knowing people are supping on your jizz, and the respect of your co-workers who are also in on the game. If you fail, you are probably fired.

Jones: Why are you clearing your desk?
Gorman: I got caught urn yearning again.
Jones: I didn't. Enjoy your coffee poindexter.

urn yearning by Filth Wizard May 20, 2008

URN Daytimer 

A person who can achieve just about anything they put their mind to. They are pretty much invincible, and to boot their dewy complexions and agreeable features continue to defy the term 'having a face for radio'.

'Wait , did that person just cure cancer by blinking their eyes?'
'Oh yeah, but they're a URN Daytimer so it's not surprising.'
'Seriously? So that guy on TV last week who climbed Mount Everest on a space hopp-'
'...A URN Daytimer. Yeah.'

URN Daytimer by jemm_20 March 4, 2015

Urn Brownie 

Dropping a duce in a family members ashes.

"dude, I got so shit faced at Kevin's party that I dropped an urn brownie off with his grandma."

Urn Brownie by Fishinggod961 August 31, 2019

Urn and Swirl 

The act of taking a shit at a public toilet and flushing it immediately before the stink rises up in the air. Named after the time Psycho Sid took a shit in his wrestling trunks when Undertaker went to give him a tombstone.

Bonus points if you tell that shit to Rest In Peace as it’s swirling down the toilet

The Undertaker really Urn and Swirled that jobber

Urn and Swirl by Uncle Svatos November 14, 2019