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a big dark colored creature.although it may seem civilized it is just a ruse to trap bystanders and catch them unaware where its true colors are shown. note:umpede is mentioned as an 'it' however physically it seems like a male. Recently umpede has also been made into a musical, 'The Tale of Umpede' about a pathetic mourning creature.
T:Kermit the frog here, this is the tale of umpede.
R:UMPEDE!still wets the bed...cumon your 17 now, why do you still wets the sheets...

few lyrics from Tale of Umpede
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The sound you make when you nibble on someone through use of your lips.
"UMMMMMMEEEEEDMEMEMEMDD" - J
"EWWW COOOTIESSSSSSSSS EWWWWSSS" - E
"You just got ummed haha" - J
ummed by danteeee December 25, 2008
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pump upedness 

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.
*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.
pump upedness by Keael September 21, 2005
Workaholic who keeps spending her money. Obsessed with Korean culture
Her: I work all the time but I’m still broke
Him: Omg you’re such an Umeda
umeda by Bread_Pitt December 1, 2021

UppedThunder 

My greatest pal UppedThunder. He plays online and is a great leader, makes good plans, but gets krama
Hello, UppedThunder how have you been?

Oh hey! I been great thanks for asking!
girl: "My boyfriend cheated on me with his cousin"

girl's friend: "Dude, that is so f'uped"
f'uped by kandeese April 12, 2011

upped the pole 

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em