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Twitching 

Twitching is when a person updates their status on Twitter ridiculously frequently.
3:05pm - Brandon is bored.
3:15pm - Brandon is eating pudding.
3:32pm - Brandon is excited for Crank 2.
3:45pm - Brandon wants the work day to end.
3:58pm - Brandon is clockin'out and off to the movies.

Me and everyone else - Brandon needs to stop goddamn twitching.
Twitching by Blender Fuck April 18, 2009

Twitching 

A feeling of pleasure preformed during sex.
Cc: I made her twitch last night

“I was twitching so much
Twitching by Kitty rain January 16, 2021

twitching 

Active, intact, there
To be a live source

To have an active status
To generally be alive
Are you Alive and twitching?
twitching by OnyxPanther July 29, 2021

twitching 

To be alive, intact, and active
To be there
To be a functional being with a status
To be existing and not dead
Ah, you're alive and twitching!!
twitching by OnyxPanther July 29, 2021

twitching hour 

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.
The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.

Twitching the curtain

Gary, You and the lads will have to make your own tea tonight, I've got an hour before Coronation Street and I'm gonna spend it twitching the curtain.
Twitching the curtain by Pezzatron February 24, 2011