Twiddle Fap 

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

Twiddle Fap by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle 

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

Twiddle Diddle by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

twidgel 

A very small amount. The width of a vagina hair

yo man, slide your ass down a twidgel so I got some room to break up this bud

twidgel by Reverend sparks April 26, 2009

twiddling her twat 

When a female's clitoris is manipulated in a playful fashion.

Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."

twiddling her twat by yup55555 October 25, 2011

twiderpated 

a state, commonly seen in preteen girls, in which one becomes very excited, hyperactive and giggly. This can happen randomly but is commonly induced by having a crush who likes them back or other silly dramatic things like that.

Cassy just told me that Thomas likes her + now she's all twiderpated and won't shut up.

twiderpated by frostedface September 10, 2007

Twidwell 

Twidwell: the coolest last name on the planet.

Originates from Scotland, near the Tweed Well along the famous Tweed River.

She looked like a Twidwell.

Twidwell by smartyy Twiddy November 1, 2010

Twidiot 

Someone who twitters constantly, usually about insignificant or trifling events.

I took Bob off my twitter email alerts, because he twitters about everything, every second. Honestly, do I need to know when he's taking a dump? He's a straight up twidiot.

Twidiot by BRSZ January 29, 2009