shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

do you really need an example for this?

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

the best song in the world. sang by blink 182

i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat by ryan December 8, 2004

Fart/Turd Separator 

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.

John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.

Fart/Turd Separator by PtotheB March 25, 2008

fart a turd 

Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.

Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<

fart a turd by tonyfamous October 20, 2010

Fart hardened turd 

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

Fart hardened turd by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat 

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

fartin' around the turd 

Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.

This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.

"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."

"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."

fartin' around the turd by Schiftie August 24, 2009