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When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash 

What you fucking deserve.
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
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trends'ter

As a result of the vastly overused and often misused term "hipster", a new word to represent the original values of the hipster subculture has been summoned. That word...is "trends'ter". With an apostrophe to throw off the croc-footed masses, the hybword trends(et)ter is defined simply as: An individual in modern society who does not follow trends, but sets them. Not by setting out to set them, but by shrugging off the call of corporate/media/brand driven ethnocentric mainstream and embracing their individuality, freeing their imagination, securing themselves with knowledge, keeping in touch with unbias truth, wearing whatever the fuck they want, and looking good doing it.
Barbie doll: Holy Prada these pants are to die for.

Ed Hardy hand puppet: Um, wasn't that Sloane betch like totally wearing these bell bottoms last year?

Barbie doll: OMG, you are like so right. Too bad they're like totes in now, that trashy hipster betch is so off trend.

Ed Hardy hand puppet: Um, I dont know but, um, i think maybe, um...i think maybe she's like a trends'ter.

Barbie doll: Whoa. You're talking like a flimsy whore again.

Ed Hardy hand puppet: Oh, um, sorry...you're right.

Kim Doyoung Treasure 

Kim Doyoung Treasure best boy! Have an Amazing dance move and facial expressions. King of mirror. Have a many baby princesses.
Kim Doyoung Treasure "Look at me before you go to sleep"

Treason Weasel 

A large, slug-like mammal known for its fluffy yellow hair, dusty orange skin, and propensity for crass displays of public preening. Thought to have originally congealed from the floors of a forgotten bathroom in the Kremlin, the Treason Weasel is an invasive species, known for its ability to destabilize nations and threaten thermonuclear war. If you think your government has a Treason Weasel infestation, immediately contact Bob Mueller and arrange for an extremination.
"Dude have you seen the stories coming out of Washington? The place has a serious Treason Weasel problem."
Treason Weasel by jh11235 October 31, 2017
that girl is a treash
treash by mark washinton April 3, 2017

treason tuesday 

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)
Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*

treasonable lie 

A lie or secret told by an inner-circle/close friend that is so fucking heinous and fazing, it affects you and your friends image.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.
Jerome: "So Ali fucked up and made us look bad? We've all done it. We can't just disown her. She fam."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."
treasonable lie by idtst May 25, 2016