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Gran Torino 

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car
1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino
Gran Torino by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008
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Gran Torino 

Gran Torino is when you skeet all over a girl, then you drag your butt across her body making car noises.
"Yeah, man. I totally Gran Torino'd that hoe last night."

Gran Torino 

Wow! That gran torino is really giving "get off my lawn" energy today.
Gran Torino by Jane Sad Woman August 19, 2025

Torionte 

The term Torionte refers to someone who is a native to the sewers of New York. This individual's favorite meal to have is pizza especially with pepperoni. Ladies also love a guy whose name is Torionte, they call daddy before he knows any of their mamas. They also have close relations to people who have the name Billy. The term at the end of their name "Onte" can be used only at the end of any word.
"Look at those people they can be so annoyingonte."

"My shigga don't be such a billyonte."

"Can I get a dollaronte?"

"My guy you are quite the Torionte!"
Torionte by Makoto Niijima June 15, 2020
A gay who wears mocassins at all time, loves an iPhone 4 with the Doodle Jump app, masturbates to stuffo, and loves Asian-Americans. Also inspires and worships Zach Galifianakis.
Person 1: Hey girl, did you hear about the new kid in school? I think he's from Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Person 2: Yea, there's a rumor going around school that he's a "Trinon"?!

Person 1: LOL
Trinon by CareBearBieber December 14, 2010

Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.
'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'
Mike Toreno by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005