Get To The Fucking Monkey 

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod

King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."

Get To The Fucking Monkey by Shabang me February 23, 2009

Give it the fucking beans 

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

Give it the fucking beans by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

The fuckening 

The fuckening is when you are in a good ass mood and then suddenly a person completely ruins your mood and makes you suicidial

Ie. I woke up in a happy mood and showed up to see sproull sitting at his desk already bitching “ahh here comes the fuckening”

The fuckening by Urbanbky123456 March 9, 2019

The Fucking Weather 

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.

Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.

The Fucking Weather by THE FUCKING SANDMAN December 1, 2010

buy the fucking dip 

To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.

Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.

buy the fucking dip by Cocomaan March 14, 2011

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking 

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking by BenSav February 14, 2022