pumping the watermelon 

another way of saying jerking off.

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.

pumping the watermelon by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012

sausage in the watermelon 

When you put that dick, in the booty.

I heard last night Jason put the sausage in the watermelon . He said it was good

sausage in the watermelon by lele the boss August 18, 2016

The juicey watermelon effect

During sexual interaction, it is possible for the male and female parter to cum at the exact same time, causing a wonderful orgasm, this is called The juicey watermelon effect.

When we were having sex the most amazing thing happened, we orgasmed at the same time, apparently it's called The juicey watermelon effect.

The juicey watermelon effect by The Lasse November 13, 2018

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus 

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)

Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus by Anton The White Knight owo August 17, 2019

The Phantom Watermelon Man

This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.

"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"

The Phantom Watermelon Man by Maestrothemighty January 17, 2023

Watermelon to the face 

Watermelon to the face:

Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.

*Johnny takes a toke*

*Cough* *Cough*

Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.

Watermelon to the face by Adolf Hitlers Grandmother September 12, 2010

eat watermelon behind the stairwell 

When you get done having sex, you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, then eat it for a snack.

After we fucked she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell.

eat watermelon behind the stairwell by [e-mail] September 5, 2017